Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.
Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”
compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.
Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”
Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”
She points up and says: “3 pulls”
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”
Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”
Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”
CHANGE YOUR NAME JEFF
I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
May we live in very uninteresting times
may you experience very precedented events
schaduwen-deactivated20220817:
really truly genuinely literally me
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD
2010, dir. Edgar Wright
There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.
#CHIDI WAS RIGHT
The Good Place really went with making their new Point ‘there is no ethical consumption under capitalism’ and I respect that
when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb
The four seasons: hot girl summer, scary woman winter, weird lady spring and goth bitch autumn
i find it attractive and not at all clingy when someone texts me after hanging out. i guess the gesture means a lot to me because it makes me feel remembered and valued
one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them
Y'know what? Yes. Thank you. I have been trying to find the words for why this phenomenon bothers me.
Blessed_News
AMAZING!!!! Amazing.